Coming Soon to a Cow Near You – Fart Vaccine

By Greg Holt

Scientists are currently working on a cow fart vaccine.  Yes, this is for real.  Because with all that is going on in our world today, we need to be concerned over cows farting.

Of course the truth of what is going on here is the ever constant in your face ridiculous “climate change” nonsense.  Cows contribute to “Greenhouse” gas emissions.  Uh huh.  Cows farts are the second leading cause of climate change in the world.  Seriously?

I’m pretty sure that there have been cattle on Earth pretty much since it’s creation, in fact, I would hazard to guess that there may well have even been more cattle back in the time of Moses than there are now, cattle were widely used for biblical sacrifice, and farm needs.

Climate simulations over the previous years (Around 6000) show a gradual warming trend, while geological data shows a gradual cooling trend, hmmmmmm.  If one were to study the past conditions of the Earth over thousands of years, one would see that the Earth has cooled and grown warmer in a repetitive cycle.

Then there is the fact that data used to prove “climate change” was faked or at best, manipulated to demonstrate the desired outcome. 

What about the name change?  It used to be called “Global Warming.”  Now it’s called “Climate Change.” 

How about this fact – of all the claims from years ago concerning the supposed global warming induced disasters that were going to happen on Earth, NONE of them happened, not even one.

“On July 5, 1989, Noel Brown, then the director of the New York office of the United Nations Environment Program, warned of a “10-year window of opportunity to solve” global warming “entire nations could be wiped off the face of Earth by rising sea levels if the global-warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000. Coastal flooding and crop failures would create an exodus of ‘eco-refugees,’ threatening political chaos.”  (Source)

Climate change is all about money, not the actual climate of the world.  Al Gore made MILLIONS from this nonsense.  It was also Al Gore who insisted back in 2006 that we had ten years to solve the global warming disaster.  I note that none of the U.S. is under water, and we are still here.

Crisis sells, can you say Global Warming Climate Change?

 



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6 replies

  1. They started this business with cows a few years ago and I had to laugh. In Fact, I laughed so hard I couldn’t see. I had an imagine of some bureaucrat in paten leather shoes and silk suit following behind a cow with a clip board marking every expulsion made, all the while trying to avoid fresh cow patties. Your post brought it all back. Thanks for another good laugh.

  2. Just when you thought it couldn’t get more insane. This is so stupid it’s funny! Can they please make a vaccine for insanity?

  3. God designed cows with normal bodily functions…the problem is not the cows, it’s people who decide to call God a dummy and seek to rework His amazing creation because they think they’re smarter than Him.

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