By Greg Holt

1. I will lie, deceive, and always practice subterfuge
2. I will never, ever give true and straightforward answers
3. I will always support the murder of innocent babies, calling it a “health care” choice
4. I will endeavor to remove God from society, while claiming to believe
5. I will help illegals cross our borders
6. I pledge allegiance to all illegals, and will help make them citizens
7. I will help illegals get benefits and free handouts
8. I will incite hatred and violence against all non-leftists
9. I will incite and imply that Republicans need to be “taken out”
10. I will support all LGBTQ people and their functions
11. I will support the mutilation of young people and children (Transgender)
12. I will support Islam and fight against Christianity
13. I will oppress the people, and make them think oppression is good
14. I will support all Muslim “rights,” while denying the rights of others
15. I will support all Democrat actions, and then condemn the same actions when Republicans do them
16. I will get rich while in office, while condemning legitimate business people for the same, and attempt to take their money away through “taxation”
17. I will support socialism and communism
18. I will lie with a smile concerning “climate change”
19. I will help orchestrate witch hunts against Republicans, using the FBI, CIA etc., while defending ALL Democrats regardless of what they have done
20. I will talk a lot, make a lot of empty promises, while taking little action to fix anything in this nation
21. I will say anything the “people” want to hear, in order to get reelected
22. I will look the other way on fraud, especially Somali fraud, while claiming that they pay a lot in taxes
23. I will bury sexual wrongdoing by my colleagues in Congress
24. I will get on Congressional committees, and bury all Democratic wrong-doing, while attacking Republicans for all wrong-doing, real or imagined
25. I will pretend that what I do supports “We the People,” while actually screwing them over
26. I will support communism, socialism, and the New World Order
27. I promise to tax and spend
28. I will always support my own personal agenda, adding “pork” to all bills
29. I promise to allow and participate in election cheating
30. I promise to fight against any legislation that will make elections fair and honest
31. I promise to proclaim good as bad, bad as good, and to support dark and wicked things
32. I promise to hoodwink “We the People,” through the use of the media and social media
33. I will glorify BLM, the LGBTQ, George Floyd, and all violent rioters
34. I will promise light sentences or no sentence for violent offenders, killers, rapists, and illegals; ignoring all who have been hurt by them while giving “We the People” the shaft
35. I will attack Israel, and support “Palestine,” Iran etc.
36. I will support the indoctrination of our kids in schools with leftist values, while calling this “education”
37. I will support the destruction of this nation via a lack of morals
38. I will support defunding all police, and making it difficult for law enforcement to do their jobs
39. I will support all who fight, riot, and are violent towards any and all law enforcement
40. I will support the Democrats as being the path to the future, while stating that Republicans want to take away American freedom and benefits
41. I will make things as difficult as possible, utilizing rules, regulations, and red tape
42. I will seek to overturn the Electoral College
43. I fight against the U.S. Constitution
44. I will promise to pack the courts in order to enforce the liberal leftist way
45. I promise to attempt to suspend U.S. sovereignty while supporting a One World Government
46. I will use every means necessary to ram liberalism down “We the Peoples’” throats, while attacking all who disagree with us
47. I promise to be arrogant, obtuse, scornful, nasty, and belligerent, while fighting against American prosperity and the unique nation we live in
48. I promise to give aid and comfort to all criminals, while working to make life difficult for all honest hard-working Americans
49. I promise to once again allow all other nations to walk all over us as Obama and Biden did
50. I promise to assist in undoing all things Trump and the Republicans did, to make MABA – Make America Bad Again